妙趣横生的说说

个性就是我们自己个人的特色，按照每个人的个性我们会写出不同的句子，个性签名可以展示自己的个性，你是否会对个性句子感兴趣呢？可以看看本站收集的《妙趣横生的说说》，希望能够为您提供参考。

1、检查宿舍卫生是件很奇怪的事情，它剥削了每件物品的意义，垃圾桶不能有垃圾，挂钩不能挂东西，桌子上不能放东西。

2、如果遇见你，需要花光我所有的运气。麻烦你离我远点，我要留着运气赚钱，谢谢。

3、感觉李世民好傻，他当时如果不派唐僧去取经，而是把他吃了，我们现在还是大唐盛世啊！

4、在家的时候发烧还会坚持上网，上学的时候打个喷嚏都会觉得是癌症晚期。

5、不知道半年发一次说说的人怎么做到的，我一天不发说说都觉得我的才华无处施展！

6、可以触摸的痛苦是什么？就是我觉得肚子都饿扁了，一摸还是有一坨肉。

7、世界上有两种人最让人着迷：一种是我这样的，一种是像我这样的。

8、现在的男人，有什么资格和妹子说白头偕老？还没到白发就已经全秃顶了。

9、像我们这个年纪，骑电动车一定要戴安全头盔，否则，会被开宝马奔驰的同学认出来。

10、马云曾说过：一个男人的事业和长相是成反比的。我不忍的照了下镜子，看来我这辈子注定是一事无成了。

11、我把钱一沓十块钱一张一张放进我的每件衣服里，我就是喜欢在自己没有钱时给自己一个惊喜。

12、别抱怨自己活得太累过得太苦。像我，以前什么也不是，现在不同了，连身价千万的老板看到我都主动打招呼：“喂，服务员，过来一下”！

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个性说说:纠结的说说

1、分手了就分手了，不指责不抱怨，吸取这次恋爱犯下的错误，总结这次做的好的，努力让自己变得更好，下次不要犯同样错误。但是很多人不是这样，前任伤了自己的感情，和现任在一起时就小心翼翼的付出点滴。他们分了一次次，伤了一次次，发现永远走不出前任的影子。

1. Break up after breaking up, dont blame or complain, absorb the mistakes made in this love, sum up the good things done this time, try to make yourself better, and dont make the same mistakes next time. But many people dont, the former hurt their feelings, and when they are with the current, they pay a little bit carefully. They were pided and hurt again and again, and found that they could never leave the shadow of their predecessors.

2、何为快乐?就是掩藏自己的悲伤，对每个人微笑

2. What is happiness? It means hiding your sadness and smiling at everyone

3、大人真是纠结，老跟我们说，读书不是为了他们，是为了自己，那我成绩差跟你们有什么关系啊

3. Adults are really tangled. They always tell us that reading is not for them, but for themselves. What does my poor grades have to do with you

4、想你想到眼泪流，念你念到白了头。

4. Think you think of tears, read you read the white head.

5、不是每一次努力都会有收获，但是，每一次收获都必须努力，这是一个不公平的不可逆转的命题。

5. Not every effort will be rewarded, but every effort must be made. This is an unfair and irreversible proposition.

6、优于别人，并不是高贵，真正的高贵应该是优于过去的自己。

6. Being superior to others is not noble. The real noble is to be superior to yourself in the past.

7、在一起,却总说不合适.你每没说一次,我心碎一次.如果你没有勇气陪我走下去,倒不如就忘了断了算了,何必纠结.

7. Together, but always say its not appropriate. Every time you dont say it, Im heartbroken once. If you dont have the courage to go with me, its better to forget about it. Why bother

8、爱到心破碎也别去怪谁只因为相遇太美。

8. Love to the heart of the broken dont blame who just because meet too beautiful.

9、到最后你一定会明白，放弃一个不爱你的人其实并不值得难过，得不到的付出就应该适可而止。---蜗小懒KXL

9. In the end, you will understand that giving up someone who doesnt love you doesnt deserve to be sad. What you dont get should be enough. ---Cochlear sloth KXL

10、不喜欢何必在一起让更多的回忆来纠结未来呢

10. Dont like why we should be together to let more memories tangle the future

11、我怀念的不是你，而是你给的致命曾经。

11. What I miss is not you, but the fatal time you gave me.

12、今天我妈生日，纠结要不要向老妈祝生日，求鼓励。。

12. Today, my mothers birthday, whether to wish my mother a birthday, please encourage..

13、他对你没那么好，本来就是因为没那么喜欢你。就算他对你好，也有可能他会对另一个人更好。就算一个男人为了掉了眼泪，也不一定是因为多爱你，不过是在难过自己搞不到女神，到手的这个二货女友又要落跑而已。小岩井等著《时光深处 你我安好》

13. He is not so nice to you, because he doesnt like you so much. Even if he is good to you, it is possible that he will be better to another person. Even if a man in order to shed tears, it is not necessarily because he loves you, but because he is sad that he can not get the goddess, and the second-class girlfriend he got will run away. Xiaoyanjing is waiting for you and me in time

14、我纠结一天 就一个问题！这个暑假！我干嘛了！！！！

14. I have one problem a day! This summer vacation! What did I do!!!!

15、不要因为寂寞爱错人，更不要因为爱错人而寂寞一生，尝试信任才能得到幸福。缘分是本书，翻的不经意会错过，读得太认真会泪流。女人会记得让她笑的男人，男人会记得让他哭的女人，可是女人总是留在让她哭的男人身边，男人却留在让他笑的女人身边。

15. Dont love the wrong person because of loneliness, dont love the wrong person and lonely life, try to trust to get happiness. Fate is a book, turn inadvertently will miss, read too seriously will tear. A woman will remember the man who makes her laugh, and a man will remember the woman who makes him cry, but a woman always stays with the man who makes her cry, but a man stays with the woman who makes him laugh.

16、如果可以不悲伤、那什么换都无所谓。

16. If you dont feel sad, it doesnt matter what you change.

17、我听过爸妈最纠结的话是：1. 大人的事小孩别管！ 2.你不是小孩子了 这点活都不会干！

17. Ive heard the most tangled words from my parents: 1. Dont worry about adults and children! 2. you are not a child!

18、半边安静 半边热闹 我是一个纠结体

18. Half quiet and half lively Im a tangled body

19、合好那么简单的一句话 纠结了那么还是没有说出口

19. Ive got so many simple words together that I still havent said them

20、时光若水，总是无言，逝水沉香，定格永远，只因曾经，最美。

20. Time is like water, always speechless, passing water and deep fragrance, fixed forever, only because of once, the most beautiful.

21、放假没意思想上学。 - 上学太痛苦想放假，哎太纠结。

21. I dont want to go to school during the holiday. -Its too painful to go to school to have a holiday. NIMA is too tangled up.

22、感情泛滥的世界还有我的存在吗？

22. Is there still me in the world full of feelings?

23、不能实现梦想的人都有一个共通之处，那就是，想要一样东西，却怎么也不愿意为之付出。

23. People who cant realize their dreams have one thing in common, that is, they want something, but they are not willing to pay for it.

24、忙碌是一种幸福，让我们没时间体会痛苦。

24. Busyness is a kind of happiness. We dont have time to experience pain.

25、青春是一本太仓促的书,我们含着泪,一读再读。

25. Youth is a book too hasty. We read it again with tears in our eyes.

经典说说_谢谢的说说

1、你给我的最珍贵的礼品-真诚的友情，在我生活的银河中，犹如一颗明亮的星星。

1. The most precious gift you give me - sincere friendship, is like a bright star in the galaxy of my life.

2、情人总是在热恋时甜言蜜语，分手了彼此陌生 赞点红

2. Lovers always talk sweetly when they are in love, break up with each other strangely, like red

3、在我孤寂忧伤的时候，你默默地给我慰藉、温暖，使我感动。我将把这一切视为最可贵的馈赠、最宝贵的财富。

3. When I am lonely and sad, you give me comfort and warmth silently, which makes me moved. I will regard all this as the most valuable gift and wealth.

4、I will be home for Thanksgiving, so save a little turkey for me.我会回家过感恩节，所以请留点儿火鸡给我。

4. I will be home for Thanksgiving, so save a little turkey for me.

5、自从有了你，我不会再理陌生男生了

5. Since I have you, I will not deal with strange boys any more

6、对不起怪我口是心非伤了你，是我不珍惜，可却还怪你冷落我 我多想对你说。

6. Im sorry that I hurt you by duplicity. I dont cherish it, but I still blame you for ignoring me. I want to tell you more.

7、爱是包容爱是谅解爱是放手给你你想要的自由舒适幸福，

7. Love is tolerance, love is understanding, love is letting go to give you the freedom, comfort and happiness you want,

8、感谢那些关心我的朋友们，是你们让我知道我们彼此从未分开过，也是你们让我知道友谊是什么，对于你们的关心我不胜感激！

8. Thank those who care about me. You let me know that we have never been separated from each other, and you let me know what friendship is. I am very grateful for your concern!

9、包容我好吗理解我好吗照顾我好吗爱我好吗想我好吗.

9. Forgive me, understand me, take care of me, love me, miss me

10、珍惜我们此刻还能拥有的东西，因为不知道哪天，它会偷偷离开我们。

10. Cherish what we can have now, because I dont know which day, it will leave us secretly.

11、Thanksgiving is the best holiday of the year.感恩节是一年中最好的节日。

11. Thanksgiving is the best holiday of the year.

12、18.老师问小汤姆：你会在感恩节感谢什么？小汤姆答到：我将感谢我不是只火鸡！

12. 18. The teacher asked little Tom: what would you like to thank at Thanksgiving? Little Tom replied: I will thank that I am not a turkey!

13、熟悉了。陌生了。又熟悉了。 循环而已。所以缘分也会循环么？

13. Im familiar. Strange. Familiar again. Its just a cycle. So fate will cycle?

14、一份心情, 飘飞着心絮的痕迹;一段友情, 彼此永远珍藏在心底 . 深深祝福你，我的朋友: 永远幸福! 永远快乐!

14. A mood, fluttering with the trace of heart catkins; a friendship, each other will always treasure in the bottom of my heart. Deeply bless you, my friend: always happy! Always happy!

说说文案_订婚的说说[示例]

1、好好处一个对象，然后一起走下去 订婚 结婚 中间有吵架，但是没有分手。

1. Get along well with a partner, and then walk down together. There is a quarrel during the engagement, but there is no break-up.

2、听到他订婚了，我不知道那时的表情我是在哭还是在笑。

2. I dont know if I was crying or laughing when I heard his engagement.

3、又一个我喜欢的人订婚了，在此我祝你们婚姻失败，每天活在吵架中收好不用谢

3. Another person I like is engaged. Here, I wish you marriage failure, live in a quarrel every day, and take good care of yourself

4、我跟他低廉的爱情结束了、两个月后、他跟那个女人订婚了。

4. Two months later, he was engaged to the woman.

5、异地恋军恋一年半，我们终于订婚了！你的绿军装我的白婚纱！我的兵哥哥，我在家等你回来！

5. Long distance military love for a year and a half, we are finally engaged! Your green uniform, my white wedding dress! My brother soldier, Ill wait for you at home!

6、比伯和赛琳娜要订婚了虽然很舍不得比伯但还是祝福他们

6. Bieber and Selena are going to be engaged. Although they hate Bieber, they still bless them

7、为什么，真的很可笑。别人是催着要订婚结婚，而我的恋爱，我的人生都要被人插一脚呢。为什么不相信我，为什么。

7. Why, its ridiculous. Others are urging me to get engaged and get married, but my love and my life are all to be interfered with. Why dont you believe me? Why.

8、我们终于来到以前憧憬的年纪，却发现已经有人订婚、有人结婚、有人出国、有人生活顺利、有人坚持梦想、有人碌碌无为就像是一个分水岭，毕业时的那个蓝天早已消失不见，那个和你在操场边说着要一起走到未来的人，也早就不知道去了哪里。看着窗外的天，突然就黑了，感觉像我们的青春，突然没了。

8. We finally came to the age we had been looking forward to, but we found that some people were engaged, some were married, some were abroad, some had a smooth life, some insisted on their dreams, some were mediocre Its like a watershed. The blue sky disappeared when I graduated. The person who said to go to the future together with you on the playground also didnt know where to go. Looking out of the window of the day, suddenly dark, feel like our youth, suddenly gone.

9、有三个女生原本是好友，矮小女生和大光明男生经高挑女生介绍认识后来往了一段时间又和三人之中的黑肤女生交往又分手与矮小女生复合。黑肤女生说跟他在一起我们就不是好朋友了。如今矮小女生和爱得死去活来的大光明男生订婚了。高挑女生还出现在求婚现场。黑肤女生失去了爱人又失去了两个可以逛街的对象。

9. There were three girls who were good friends. The little girl and the bright boy were introduced to each other by the tall girl. Later, they socialized with the black girl and broke up with the little girl. Black girl said we were not good friends with him. Now the little girl is engaged to the bright boy who loves her to death. Tall girls also appeared at the scene of the proposal. Black girl lost her lover and two objects to go shopping.

10、对象梦见我和别人订婚吓醒了,然后一直求我别走说没我不行.我不是早恋我只是过早的遇见了对的人!祝福我们吧

10. My partner woke up when he dreamt that I was engaged to someone else. Then he begged me not to leave. He said I couldnt do it without me. Im not in early love. I just met the right person too early. Bless us

11、我不管你喜欢谁，你爱谁，只要你没有和他订婚，没有和他结婚，我就知道我还有希望。

11. I dont care who you like or who you love. As long as you are not engaged to him or married to him, I know that I still have hope.

12、我的兵哥哥走了685天，但是要留队的。我会继续坚持等他的，他说了等他明年探亲回来我们就去见家长，订婚咯

12. My brother soldier has been away for 685 days, but he will stay in the team. I will continue to wait for him. He said that when he comes back next year, we will meet the parents and get engaged

经典说说 伤心绝望的说说

1、有些记忆，就算是忘不掉，也要假装记不起。

2、用尽这个年纪最彻底的勇气去爱一个人，最后发现连忘记的勇气都没有了。

3、有些事宁愿装糊涂，不清楚，这样便不会很伤心。

4、其实想想，离开你也好，虽然没有惊喜和心跳，但也不用再担心失去了。

5、没必要把一个人看的太重要，也没必要把一件事做的太绝。

6、我希望有那么一个人，把我宠得无法无天。

7、我为了你放弃了太多，到头来发现你才是最应该被放弃的那一个。

8、在纯白的时光里昰谁在思念里流浪

9、我想喝个稀泥烂醉之后再打个电话给你，告诉你我喜欢你，结果你没接电话，酒也白喝了。

10、你还欠我一句对不起，可我不会再说没关系了。

11、放不下，舍不得，忘不掉，却又得不到。

12、情断了，我们再也捆绑不住爱情，只能任它漂泊。

13、玩笑里常常藏着我的真心话，只是你不知道而已。

14、明知这是作茧自缚，到最后你却要我自拾狼狈。

15、回忆是件很累的事情，就像失眠时怎么躺都不对的样子。

16、谎话听多了，你讲的真话我也会一笑而过。

17、如果我没有什么可以帮到你，至少可以陪着你。

18、最尴尬的就是每次都会高估自己在别人心里的位置

19、懂我的人不必说，不懂我的人何必说。

20、我在你看不见的地方想着你，你在我看不见的地方陪着谁呢

说说文案_北漂的说说

1、去院里干洗衣服，聊起奔跑吧兄弟，对方北漂却活的认真，对于这档节目，一脸不屑，说憋看了，超级没劲。我虽心乐，但表问为啥。她说同步播放的极限挑战更有意思

1. Go to the yard to dry clean clothes and talk about running brother. The other side, Beipiao, is serious about the program. He looks scornful and says hes watching it. Its really boring. Im happy, but why. She says the ultimate challenge of syncing is more interesting

2、去吃。去玩。去旅行。去北漂。去横跨几个城市追你的爱豆。去对自己暗恋的人表白。去放肆。去荒唐。去改变。梦想很远，冲动很近。多年以后，你会嘲笑自己的年少无知，但你会更佩服自己无知背后的大无畏和奋不顾身。

2. Go and eat. Go play. Go on a journey. Go north drift. Go across several cities to chase your love beans. To confess to someone you secretly love. Go and tear up with someone youve been unhappy with for a long time. Go wild. To be ridiculous. To change. Dreams are far away, impulses are close. Many years later, you will laugh at your youth and ignorance, but you will admire the bravery and recklessness behind your ignorance.

3、我不能消极 我要快乐 是不是谈恋爱时间长了 都是这样 我是忍还是残忍 现在这样了还可以回家 以后怎么办 真想自己一个人去流浪 还记得曾经的北漂梦么？

3. I cant be negative. I want to be happy. Is it true that Ive been in love for a long time? Am I tolerant or cruel? Now, how can I go home? Do you really want to go wandering alone? Remember the dream of Beipiao?

4、一些年轻美女感到生活太漂泊，不是北漂，就是南漂，没有房，没有车，没有依靠当她们难以忍受内心的孤独时，就会产生这样的心理：干脆，随便找个男人嫁了算了！这个男人就是她们要抓住的东西。抓住男人，就可以缓解她们内心的恐惧感和孤独感。

4. Some young beauties feel that life is too wandering, either in the north or in the south, without houses, cars, or dependence When they cant stand the loneliness inside, they will have such a mentality: simply, just find a man to marry! This man is what they want to catch. Holding on to men can relieve their fear and loneliness.

5、宝宝心好累。想北漂，可惜没选对专业。

5. The baby is very tired. I want to go to Beipiao, but I didnt choose the right major.

6、北马完美收官，还创造了个人最好PB。在梦想的殿堂面前也许下了小小的愿望。多年不见的辉哥还是那么辉哥，祝两天后新婚快乐，早生贵子，多生多福。每次和袁博士聊天都充满了无限鸡血，是的，北京是让无数人最终圆梦的地方，但北漂的苦不是你想吃就能吃。

6. Beima finished the job perfectly and created the best personal Pb. In front of the palace of dreams, I may have a little wish. Huige, who hasnt seen him for many years, is still so Huige. I wish you a happy new marriage, early birth of your son and more happiness in two days. Every time I chat with Dr. yuan, its full of infinite blood. Yes, Beijing is the place where countless people finally realize their dreams, but the pain of Beipiao is not something you can eat if you want to.

7、该去做北漂上班了，每次走的时候心情都好复杂，最近工作好累。

7. Its time to go to Beipiao for work. Every time I leave, I feel so complicated. Im tired from my work recently.

8、少一点你应该怎么样怎么样，而是没关系，你去做吧，失败了回来就好；没关系，恋爱你谈吧，分了回来就好；没关系，北漂你去吧，混不下去了回来就好；没关系，辞

8. How about you? It doesnt matter. You can do it. If you fail, you can come back. If you fall in love, you can talk. If you pide up, you can come back. If you drift north, you can come back. If you cant survive, you can come back. If you dont, you can quit

9、你看见了我的出生，陪伴我的小学初中，从你的窗口经历了我的早恋，热血，逃避，幻想，你老了，我长大了，我去北漂了，你要被拆了，老妈把照片发来对我说看看

9. You saw my birth, accompanied my primary school and junior high school, experienced my early love, blood, escape, fantasy from your window, you are old, I grow up, I went to Beipiao, you are going to be demolished, mom sent me the photo and said, look at it

10、北漂生涯正式开始。这半个月的求职经历让我成长了很多，也明白了很多道理，在这个偌大的城市我只是茫茫人海中最微不足道的其中一个，我差的还很多，但我会努力，爬上我想要的高度。最后还是要祝愿所有跟我一样为了梦想在努力奋斗打拼的人能够有一个完美的结果。

10. The career of Beipiao officially began. This half months job-hunting experience has made me grow up a lot and understand a lot of reasons. In this huge city, I am just one of the most insignificant people in the vast sea of people. I am still poor, but I will try my best to climb the height I want. Finally, I would like to wish all the people who are working hard for my dream to have a perfect result.

11、因为年轻，去哪都是带着全部的行李，15年奋斗了一年，取得的结果问心无愧，16年继续奋斗，只不过这次是在社会在工作中，去过一线城市，体验了一把北漂的感觉，还考

11. Because Im young, I always take all my luggage with me. Ive worked hard for 15 years, and Im clear about the results. Ive continued to work for 16 years, but this time Ive been to a first tier city in the work of the society, and Ive experienced the feeling of Beipiao

12、看了娜就这么说，亮哥做嘉宾得哪一集，听亮哥说这是他一次北漂是演的电视，我就果断看起来了，为亮亮而看。

12. After watching this episode, I heard that it was Liang Ges TV show when he was a guest, so I decided to look at it and watch it for Liang Liang.

13、遇见老赵挺奇妙的在我快要回家结束北漂的那年我们相遇了光棍节前一天在一家叫做妙的餐厅朋友介绍然后就没羞没臊的在一起了。

13. Its amazing to meet Zhao when I was about to go home and finish Beipiao. We met a friend in a restaurant called Miao the day before singles day, and then we were shameless together.

经典说说 失望的说说(分享)

1、像失望和委屈这种东西藏在心里就好，懂你的不必解释，不懂的何必解释。

2、想追求平凡又简单的生活，却又怕黑白如电影

3、宁可伤心的时候丢魂落魄，也不要你当儿戏般的施舍。

4、明明很生对方的气，却又想着对方找你，在等待来电的这一段时间里，你想好了如何表现出高冷的姿态让对方知道你很生气，但是接通电话，听到她声音的时候，你就忘记了生气，就好像生气是前一秒的事情，而喜欢你是一直的事情。

5、抬头仰望深邃的天空，一缕忧伤的情愫悄无声息的从心底蔓延开来，当泛黄的记忆，化作忧伤的思绪。

6、被遗忘的人，总能撑起一片自己的天空

7、你在没有我的地方疯狂，我在没有你的世界坚强。

8、有些心事不想让别人看见，就藏起来。藏得太久，后来自己也找不到了。他是走掉的，你是走丢的。

9、来年陌生的是昨日最亲的某某。

10、爱你，很久了，等你，也很久了，现在，我要离开你了，比很久很久还要久。

11、我就是那种什么事都往坏处想的人，提前失望总好过突然绝望。

12、青春是一道明媚的忧伤，我没哭，可是眼泪流下来了。

13、照片我没删，我只是加密了；东西我没丢，我把它们装进了那个大箱子里；而你，我也没忘，我把你整理好，放进了那些情歌里。

14、别说我很好，我那么好，你为什么不要！

15、我们都没错，你还是你，只是见证了多次的任性而迷失；我还是我，只是经历了数个失望而心寒。只盼、互不打扰，各自安好。

16、自作多情就像打喷嚏，明明是鼻子在作怪，却骗自己说他在想你。

17、爱情是件奇怪的事，它不是按部就班，也不讲什么公平和常理，很多时候，如果第一眼喜欢了，那就喜欢了，可是如果第一眼喜欢不上，哪怕朝夕相处，也还是喜欢不上。

18、我很难说清楚我对他的感情，那种沉重到一提起就想要落泪的感情。

19、不联系，是因为你的冷淡告诉我打扰到你了；不主动，是因为根本打动不了你。

20、你永远也看不到我最寂寞时候的样子，因为只有你不在我身边的时候，我才最寂寞。

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